Here are some horoscopes for your dog:

Ariedale (March 21-April 19) Stop laying around all day ? get outside and check your p-mail.

Tauruff (April 20-May 20) You can expect some company today. Be nice to the cats even though you don?t see a reason to be.

Grrrremini (May 21-June 21) Your master finds some chewed up shoes and is inexplicably in a lousy mood. Try looking cute and sad.

Caninecer (June 22-July 22) Sleep and eat, sleep and eat, is that all there is? Try something different today ? eat and sleep.

Leoooowoooowl (July 23-Aug. 22) You become emotional when you see the full moon. Relations with neighbors take a turn for the worse.

Furgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Time to do some shedding. The house has been looking too neat. Try to roll around on the furniture ? it will help to loosen the fur.

Libark (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) Your owner looks sad today. Time to lick his face and act goofy. You will be rewarded with a smile and a petting.

Scorpaw (Oct. 24-Nov. 21) Spend some time in the kitchen, especially when people are preparing food. Try to lay in the main traffic paths.

Sagipetius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Love is in the air. Will it be a cute poodle, or a handsome golden retriever?

Capribone (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) You are feeling bouncy today. You can hardly stand to be still. Run back and forth between your human and the door. Maybe you will get to go on a walk.

Aquariwoof (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) You will spend some time alone today. Use the time to practice your barking skills. By an open window is best. When you hear a car, bark louder.

Pawsces (Feb. 19-March 20) Your best friend gives you a big hug for no reason. Accept it as your due. After all, you are the best dog in the world!

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