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How to Know a Dog Person

How do you know if you are a dog person? Well, if you didn’t know already, just check this list.

You Know You’re A Dog Person When…

All dates must pass your dog’s inspection

All of your clothes have dog hair on them, even when they come back from the laundromat or dry cleaners.

You get birthday cards for each of your dogs from family, friends, and the vet. (Bonus if you keep them on the refrigerator for more than a month.)

Every gift you ever get has something to do with dogs

Kiss your dog more than 10 times per greeting.

All your non-dog friends know to dress down when visiting your house

Books and movies are ruined for you if the dog references are incorrect.

Onlookers grimace at the sight of you sharing your sandwich with your four-legged pal, bite for bite

Call long distance and talk with your dog.

Dog hair in food is just another spice.

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These are just the first few items on the list. It goes on and on, and a lot of them are really funny! And a lot of them are so true! Read the whole list and see how many apply to you.
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One Response to “How to Know a Dog Person”

  1. Yzabel Says:
    August 27th, 2005 at 2:24 am

    Perhaps this is like shooting my own foot here, but I’m going to make a public statement: I sniff my dog. Not in, uhm, the parts *he* tends to sniff, of course. I simply like to put my nose against his head and “smell” him. His head has a nice scent, for a dog—not too strong, not icky, except when he rolls in weird stuff on the ground, that is. Perhaps it’s also because it’s a aprt of his body he can’t lick ;)

    I’ve often wondered if it’s not due to the fact that Vulcain is now comfortable at home. When we got him, he was quite smelly, and a friend once emitted the hypothesis that maybe it was because he was stressed and nervous, and that his odor changed when he started to feel more at ease. I’m not sure about that, but the odor did change, indeed.

    Alright, enough revealing of dirty dog-person secrets now.

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