How to Know a Dog Person
How do you know if you are a dog person? Well, if you didn’t know already, just check this list.
You Know You’re A Dog Person When…
All dates must pass your dog’s inspection
All of your clothes have dog hair on them, even when they come back from the laundromat or dry cleaners.
You get birthday cards for each of your dogs from family, friends, and the vet. (Bonus if you keep them on the refrigerator for more than a month.)
Every gift you ever get has something to do with dogs
Kiss your dog more than 10 times per greeting.
All your non-dog friends know to dress down when visiting your house
Books and movies are ruined for you if the dog references are incorrect.
Onlookers grimace at the sight of you sharing your sandwich with your four-legged pal, bite for bite
Call long distance and talk with your dog.
Dog hair in food is just another spice.
These are just the first few items on the list. It goes on and on, and a lot of them are really funny! And a lot of them are so true! Read the whole list and see how many apply to you.
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